Smoke & Fire
AT RISE:
The stage is dark. A military version of the Star Spangled Banner sounds. A spotlight finds a singer, stage right, as she sings America’s National Anthem in its classic style, devoid of any affect.
As she sings, the stage lights, a mix of red, white, and blue, illuminate the stage where four men, RUFFIN - Black, (40s), LEE - Asian (50), ARNEZ - Hispanic (40s), and DAPPLEGRAY, White (50s), hold the four corners of an American flag as they walk it to center stage. They fold it military style and present it to the singer after she finishes the anthem, as if a military guard at a funeral.
She solemnly accepts the flag and exits the stage. Bright lights replace the red and blue lights, clearly revealing a semi-circle of chairs center-stage, parted by a large desk: the type one might find in the Oval Office. Some of the men sit, others stand as they retrieve thick folders from beneath their chairs.
RUFFIN
That’s the last time we have to hear that song.
DAPPLEGRAY
That song meant something. That flag-- It told a story.
RUFFIN
Sure did. Your fairy tales and my nightmare.
DAPPLEGRAY
Have some respect.
RUFFIN
Respect? I’ll have what it had for me.
DAPPLEGRAY
There was no satisfying you.
RUFFIN
Why are you here?
DAPPLEGRAY
What are you getting at?
RUFFIN
You have so much respect for those stars and stripes? That’s your problem.
DAPPLEGRAY
That’s not a problem for me.
RUFFIN
A piece of cloth means more to you than actual people.
ARNEZ
That’s not all that matters to him.
DAPPLEGRAY
The ideals of that piece of cloth. What it symbolizes. One nation. Under God. Indivisible, with Liberty and justice--
RUFFIN AND ARNEZ
For all white people.
DAPPLEGRAY
It was a great nation.
LEE
If it means that much to you why go along with this?
DAPPLEGRAY
Anything can be improved upon. I won’t fight progress.
ARNEZ
You’re just a quitter like the rest of us.
LEE
We’re not quitters. We’re sensible people. And this solution still strikes me as extreme.
DAPPLEGRAY
Everybody wants to run away from the evil white man. I would love to see your faces when you realize that you have no more boogie men to blame for all your problems. Your failures.
RUFFIN
Take credit where it’s due, boogie man. You usually try to take everything else. Isn’t that it? Always want to control people? Control places? Control things? Only a fool wouldn’t run from that mess.
ARNEZ
We’re not running. We’re choosing.
RUFFIN
Either way. Whatever.
DAPPLEGRAY
Oh sure. All your problems will just disappear. Mr. Lee, your people will be fine though, I’m sure.
LEE
My people?
DAPPLEGRAY
Chinese folks.
LEE
I’m Korean. I can’t speak for the Chinese or the Japanese or the Vietnamese--
DAPPLEGRAY
Whatever.
LEE
Don’t do that.
DAPPLEGRAY
I’m just giving credit.
LEE
We’re not anybody’s models. We’re people. And let’s not forget how Japanese Americans were put into camps in this country.
DAPPLEGRAY
Still, you don’t complain. You do well, even if you make believe I’m doing something wrong. You people will be just fine. I should like to visit whatever place you make.
RUFFIN
For the same reason you visit Thailand, boogie man?
DAPPLEGRAY
You can go to hell. Let’s get this thing over and done.
(They open their folders as a MAP of the USA appears on a large projection screen on the back wall-- upstage. The country is sectioned off into four large parcels, dilineated by bold red lines.)
DAPPLEGRAY
The white race wants the state of Maine to the border of Virginia and west through to Ohio and Illinois.
RUFFIN
The biggest cities? The city is made by the brothers. Style, culture, music.
ARNEZ
What if we want New York? Immigrants made New York.
LEE
Chinatown, Koreatown, Thai Town, Little Tokyo. What are you going to do with those?
DAPPLEGRAY
All the signs, all the restaurants, the tech companies, the cleaners, they’ll make great high-end real estate. After we clean it up.
LEE
Exploitative as ever. You can’t sell the stories in those buildings.
DAPPLEGRAY
We’re still running a capitalist economy gentlemen. It only makes sense for us to keep the financial centers. Your stories are beside the point. The relevant point is business. World markets deal with New York, Chicago, DC, Boston.
RUFFIN
You can have Boston.
ARNEZ
All you talk about is money. It’s still your god. You never learn.
DAPPLEGRAY
Money makes the world turn. Money is relevant. Isn’t that really why we’re here? Because you think the deck is stacked? You can’t keep up? Why do you care what we want?
RUFFIN
If you want the Northeast to Midwest, then we want the entire catalogue of the Library of Congress and the complete holdings of the National Museum, the Studio Museum of Harlem and the Schomburg Center for Social Research.
DAPPLEGRAY
I don’t know if I can agree--
RUFFIN
You represent your people?
DAPPLEGRAY
I’m standing here.
RUFFIN
Then you agree to my terms. That’s the price of the land you want. You won’t stick us like you stuck the Indians.
ARNEZ
What about us?
RUFFIN
That’s your concern, but our price is set.
DAPPLEGRAY
Or what?
RUFFIN
Bible says the next destruction of the earth is going to be with fire. Remember nine-eleven? Imagine that in Chicago, Philly, DC--
DAPPLEGRAY
Fine. You’ll get your words and art. I swear, I won’t miss your violent tendencies.
RUFFIN
Says the man responsible for slavery, the holocaust, and mass murders in movie theaters. Not to mention the police state.
ARNEZ
Preach.
DAPPLEGRAY
Africans sold Africans to the white man, no?
LEE
Let’s stay on topic.
RUFFIN
We claim the southeast.
LEE
We’ll take the pacific northwest.
ARNEZ
What if we want the Northeast or the Southeast?
RUFFIN
The southwest is good for you. It’s close to Mexico and Central America.
ARNEZ
I’m Cuban!
LEE
Welcome to my world, Arnez. Where one is the same as any other-- even though-- not really.
DAPPLEGRAY
There’s space in the southwest. You don’t have to live like sardines anymore.
ARNEZ
I would love to see the look on your face when you realize you have to watch your own kids, and mow your own lawns. We’ll see how much money you get to make when other people don’t do your heavy lifting for you. We’ll take our southwest and make it more than you ever did.
LEE
Don’t worry. All of us Asians have been slapped together too. Even south Asians.
ARNEZ
Seven-Eleven Indians?
LEE
Yep. They still don’t get we aren’t all the same.
ARNEZ
And what about the Jews?
DAPPLEGRAY
They’re returning to Israel.
RUFFIN
Really? Their skin wasn’t white enough for you? Had to push them out too?
DAPPLEGRAY
It’s a spacing issue. We made a deal. Ten billion dollars for their departure. They were going back sooner or later anyway. Why don’t you go back to Africa? Marcus Garvey had a good plan. We’ll sell you the ships.
RUFFIN
We helped build this country. We’re taking what’s ours.
ARNEZ
We helped build it too. And Hispanic culture gave you Jennifer Lopez. Now all the white girls are out to get bubble bootie’s too. You’re welcome.
RUFFIN
Jennifer Lopez? She ain’t the first stop on that train. You ain’t never heard of the Venus-Hot-n-Tot?
ARNEZ
The Venus what?
RUFFIN
I suppose you took black history month off.
DAPPLEGRAY
You’re so black, Ruffin. I wonder if your mother will miss you?
(Ruffin grabs him by the throat. Arnez and Lee struggle to pull him off. Dapplegray gasps for breath as he recovers from the attack.)
DAPPLEGRAY
So sensitive. And ever violent.
RUFFIN
My people didn’t get off the boat as light-skinned as me. I heard something about a master raping a girl in the field quarters behind his wife’s back. Ever violent.
DAPPLEGRAY
Let’s stay on topic.
ARNEZ
What about the Native Americans? Why aren’t they here?
RUFFIN
We’ve spoken with their various Tribal Council’s already.
DAPPLEGRAY
No worries for them. Their reservations remain sacrosanct wherever they exist. We’re all to honor the treaties we have with them. They also take the plain states between our territories.
RUFFIN
And we agree to pay them for any travel through their states. It’s neutral territory.
DAPPLEGRAY
Wait. I wasn’t privy to that discussion.
RUFFIN
You left early.
DAPPLEGRAY
Well, I’m not sure I agree to that provision--
RUFFIN
All those who agree say “ay”.
LEE
Ay.
ARNEZ
Ay.
RUFFIN
Three to one Dapplegray. It’s agreed. Better to pay now than fight later. Country isn’t so big anymore.
DAPPLEGRAY
Fine, we’ll pay them. But no visas or passports between territories.
LEE
Not practical. We’re already splitting up families here. They should be able to see each other.
DAPPLEGRAY
Passports. No reasons for visas. No one should be staying long. A passport should suffice for limited visits. Once a year. Christmas time, or if illness directs.
RUFFIN
Ay.
LEE
Ay.
ARNEZ
Ay.
DAPPLEGRAY
Agreed. All that’s left is to name our territories. Mr. Lee?
LEE
Asiatica. Arnez?
ARNEZ
Bueno Suerta.
RUFFIN
What’s that mean?
ARNEZ
Good luck.
DAPPLEGRAY
Fine name. You’ll need it.
ARNEZ
Ruffin?
RUFFIN
Forty Acres... Finally. Dapplegray?
DAPPLEGRAY
Goodbread.
RUFFIN
Not white bread?
DAPPLEGRAY
You’re funny...
RUFFIN
It’s time.
(He produces a pen. The others follow suit. They open their folders and each signs the paperwork of the others.)
RUFFIN
A treaty for a new world.
DAPPLEGRAY
Not quite the founding fathers.
RUFFIN
That’s a good thing. A mouth watering, sweet tasting, good thing.
LEE
A land that diversity birthed.
ARNEZ
This is the best way.
RUFFIN
To each their own.
(Lights out on the scene.)